Sometimes, the weather, the mood, the moment require an otherwise discriminating reader to pick up a piece of shear fluff. I felt like this yesterday after grading some really depressingly awful essays. This book was fun, and here are some of my favorites:
“In 1970, Soviet scientists tried to train cats to control robots. The attempt failed.”
No kidding.
“All polar bears are left handed.”
How did they determine this fact?
“The earth weighs about 5,924,000,000,000,000,000,000 metric tons.
Ditto, and why metric? Don’t they know the US is the last stubborn hold out for the English system? Time for a diet, no?
“There are over 500 recognized phobias. One of the most rare is sciophobia – the fear of shadows.”
Who knew? Is this how shadow boxing came to be invented? Does The Shadow know this?
“If a squid is extremely hungry, it can eat its own arms.”
I don’t even know what to say about this one.
“Kangaroos are lactose intolerant.”
Soy what? (So what?) Pun. Intended.
--Chiron, 10/4/09
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